Lana Del Rey before she was Lana Del Rey. Back when she was Lizzie Grant. I really wish Lana Del Rey wasn’t so fake looking. I think I’d like her more. Yes, she was a flop on SNL last night. Yes, she should’ve stopped playing with her hair during her performance. Yes, her voice was all over the place. Yes, she has permanent duck lips. I don’t know. She just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.